On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 17, someone revealed that they were trying to have a baby, someone got a new house, and someone got high on the weed.
The first two probably won't surprise you. But the third ...
Having finally found a new place to live, Khloe has to get settled in and decorate, but the interior designer is like so expensive, so she "hires" Kourtney instead.
"Hires" in quotes because Kourt expects to be paid.
Khloe is most likely not aware of this at the onset.
Kris's mom M.J. is Kris's hero, having overcome breast cancer and colon cancer, but is in a lot of pain these days, she reveals while she's visiting.
Kim is busy signing copies of the recent Vogue cover she, which her sisters tease her about, giving Kim a complex about how they don't actually support her.
They do, though. Enter the huge, framed Vogue cover they framed for her. What a gesture. What an achievement by a woman of next to no talent.
Kim joins her grandmother and Kris for lunch, as M.J. starts talking about the pain she experiences, and Kris decides to visit a medical marijuana doctor.
Kris is amazed at how easy it is to get the recommendation. We're amazed that they still need to script nonsense like this with all the real drama in the family.
Kourtney slaps Khloe with a bill for services totaling $25,000, which is hilarious, especially when she insists that this rare is still her giving Khloe a good deal.
Khloe refuses to pay her. Kourtney storms out.
Again with the contrived, scripted nonsense ...
Meanwhile, after a totally unscripted trip to the pipe shop, Kris asks her mom how she feels about trying medical marijuana to help with her back pain.
That's when M.J. busts out her "special" bag of gummy bears - she's got her own prescription for medical marijuana and this is how she rolls, baby!
Later, Khloe, Kourtney, Kim and Scott arrive in Miami for the opening of their newest Dash store. They will be staying at the famous Versace mansion.
Tension lingers between Khloe and Kourtney. Scott starts to drink, and drink some more, embarrassing Kourtney to the point where she wants to leave.
Bruce Jenner stops by to see Kris and her mother and is not pleased when he finds out why they have a serious case of the munchies right about now.
Hey, at least the ladies didn't invite Kendall and Kylie Jenner to participate. Speaking of whom, this episode was pretty light on our favorite high schoolers.
Kim gives M.J. a tour of the house that she and Kanye are having built, revealing that they are building another bedroom for a second baby. OMFG.
We learn that Kim Kardashian is trying to get pregnant again and that she is probably going to be carrying North's sibling by the time they move in.
Finally, Khloe gets a phone call from estranged ex Lamar Odom. She is frustrated because she is always there for everyone, but never vice versa.
As always, you can follow the link to watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online and catch up on this and other past installments in full, anytime.