Jared Leto Might Be Gay, Has a Giant Penis, Says Alexis Arquette

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Jared Leto won an Oscar this year for his performance in The Dallas Buyers Club, but according to actress Alexis Arquette, his new trophy isn't the only 12-incher that Leto should be proud of.

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Alexis - the transgender sister of David Arquette - was asked in a recent interview if she had any secrets she'd like to share. And she certainly busted out a doozy:

"I had sex with Jared Leto back when I was presenting as a male," Alexis stated. "And yes, it's not only massive, it's like a Praetorian Guard's helmet."

Wow. We knew Leto likes to hug trees, we didn't know he was sporting one in his pants. And we're not even sure what to make of that Roman soldier business. Is that a good thing? We never thought we'd want more information from such a TMI interview.

Of course, that big reveal here is that Jared Leto has sex with men, or, in this case, transgender women who have yet to transition.

What does that mean for the rumors that Leto hooked up with Katy Perry...or Taylor Swift...Or Miley Cyrus...or, ya know what, we're just gonna go ahead and assume that Leto is some sort of pansexual dynamo who's banged every man and woman in Hollywood.

If the guy can look this happy with a tree, just imaging how he feels with a human being between his legs:

Jared Leto Hugs a Tree
Jared posted this tender moment to his Instagram page last week. It's since inspired hundreds of hilarious memes.

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Notice how only gossip blogs are on this? I think that says a lot about the credibility of the source who may need some help. Who cares if he's bi.

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@ Canuck

It's not just on Gossip blogs. It's in In Touch and Huff Post. This story is only 24 hours old.

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Anything for five minutes of fame. Does anyone really care? Great talented actor

Jared Leto Quotes

Jared Leto [on June Squibb]: I just want to put the rumors to rest: We are indeed dating.

Take a fondle … who's your favorite Oscar winner now?

Jared Leto [passing around his trophy in the press room]
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