Idris Elba Crushes Dreams of Women Everywhere, Shoots Down Giant Penis Rumors

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Let's be clear: Idris Elba may have a very large penis. It's entirely possible.

But the veteran actor took to Twitter today to shoot down talk that photos of him on the set of a movie in London depict this sizable private part, after the following pictures went viral and had women everywhere in a tizzy.

  • Idris Elba Picture
  • Idris Elba Photo

"The good news is i got a sh*t load of followers. The bad news is, that is a mic wire," Elba wrote.

The actor, best known for roles in The Wire and Luther, hilariously added the hashtag "#egowentintospaceshipmodethough."

HA! Very well played, sir.

Credit to Elba for actually coming out and ending chatter over his junk. If only the following celebrities had done the same thing over the past few years, instead of going in the entirely opposite direction:

Brett Favre
Brett Favre didn't just send another woman a photo of his penis in 2010. He did so while married... and the other woman was an employee of the team for whom he played.

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