And, unfortunately, make room for Lolita Richi.
This 16-year old from Kiev is the latest misguided soul to model her look entirely on a certain famous Mattel doll. Yes, readers, it’s another Human Barbie.
Richi has a a 20-inch waist and very, very large breasts, and unlike some of her counterparts, she claims she’s has no plastic surgery of any kind.
"I think I've achieved this image better than anyone else," the teen tells Metro U.K., taking a dig at her competition and adding: "I'm the ultimate vamp woman."
"I haven't even heard of Valeria Lukyanova."
Ouch. The original Human Barbie would be shedding a tear now if she could produce one. In any case, Richi cites herself as her only inspiration.
She also says all women should strive to look perfect.
"People have openly told me that they're jealous of me and how good I look," she says. "All of the boys at school fancy me as well but I don't like any of them."
"They are not to my taste."
There's always perfection-striving Human Ken Justin Jedlica (below) we suppose. There’s also a trip to seek professional help in Lolita's future, we think.