George Clooney Gave Roseanne a Photo of His Penis and It Disappeared!

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Before George Clooney was the world's biggest movie star, he was an up-and-coming television actor slowly making a name for himself on a number of network series.

One of his first big roles came in 1991 when he was cast as Jackie's boyfriend on the hit ABC sitcom Roseanne.

Though he quit the show after one season, Clooney left the cast with a gift that has become something of a Hollywood legend. The Holy Grail of dick pics, if you will:

Roseanne was reunited with TV daughter Sarah Gilbert on The Talk today, and after discussing her infamous "butt selfie" and flirtations with Kanye West, she tackled the topic everyone really wants to hear about:

Clooney's wang in a pair of Groucho glasses.

"We used to have a few cocktails after we wrapped," said Roseanne. "George took a picture of his wiener and he had these Groucho glasses...He put the Groucho glasses on, so that the wiener was the nose. He put a picture [of it] on the fridge on set."

"We would laugh at it all the time, and about the second day it disappeared. Somebody took it. I thought it would surface by now, but maybe they don't know it was George Clooney's."

After decades of showing his schlong to the entire world, Clooney has finally zipped up and settled down, and the legendary ladies man is now engaged to Amal Alamuddin.

But as long as this picture is out there, there's still a chance you to catch a glimpse of George's junk. Don't give up hope.

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I just read the headline I refuse to read an article with a sensationalized headline.How could his penis disappear? It's attached to his body.

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