Farrah Abraham: Teen Mom Season 5 Will SUCK Without Me!!

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MTV recently confirmed that it will be bringing back the original Teen Mom for a fifth season, two and a half years after the fab four last graced our screens.

Not invited back? Teen Mom star turned porn star, erotic novelist, frozen food entrepreneur, professional stripper and possible escort Farrah Abraham.

Never one to hold back, Farrah says she doesn't want to be on the reality show anymore anyway, but “I don’t think it will be as great without me."

Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo

“I personally won’t be watching," she adds. “Some of the other moms on the show still need [the show]. Fortunately, I have other ways of making money."

“For me, I can’t just keep doing the same things year after year.”

She certainly has changed her career up a bit since 2012.

Whether this is just her spin after getting fired from Teen Mom, and she'd be happy to return if asked (which she wasn't), we will never know. It's Farrah.

Trying to separate truth from outright lies or whatever delusions are going on in her brain is a challenging endeavor. But she is right about one thing:

Farrah Abraham is making a huge salary as a stripper.

Now a resident of sorts at one of the premiere gentlemen’s clubs in Austin, Abraham recently inked a deal for more than half a million bucks to bare all.

She bought herself a Mercedes to prove it, too.

“The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be celebrity house feature,” the 23-year-old said.

As for those pesky rumors that she dabbles in businessmen and may be an actual escort as well as a stripper, Farrah artfully dodges that topic.

But having ended her feud with Catelynn Lowell, she says “no one ever said they wished I would not be back" on Teen Mom among the cast members.

If we believe that, it was either Farrah leaving voluntarily or MTV severing ties with her. We'd bet on the latter ... she filmed Backdoor Teen Mom after all:

Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic
Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we've cropped it for obvious reasons.

Teen Mom Season 5 is set to air early next year.

Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout and Amber Portwood have reportedly all signed on for it, regardless of whether Farrah was involved in the negotiations or not.

Think it'll be better off without Abraham?

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.