In news that has shocked absolutely no one, Farrah Abraham is a stripper now - having rapidly climbed the ladder from cocktail waitress to exotic dancer at a "gentleman's club."
What is shocking, however, is the insane amount of cash that Farrah gets paid to take it all off in her new place of employment in Austin, Texas.
"The club loved how hardworking and focused I was, so they offered me a $544,000 agreement to be a celebrity house feature," Farrah recently told Radar.
Yes, beginning August 22 clients can book reservations for private sessions with Farrah. Prices range from $2,500 an hour to $500 for ten minutes.
And if you think the fact that Farrah makes that much to give lap dances is depressing, check out her thoughts on raising her daughter in a strip club environment:
"I've learned that this industry has class, strength, and has taught me life skills to better myself and my daughter," said the former Teen Mom star.
Well, this is the same parent who talks openly, even proudly, about her daughter making a sex tape some day, so we guess we shouldn't be surprised.
Farrah, of course, still claims that stripping is just part of her research for her erotic novel trilogy, and she'll find a more suitable gig as soon as she's gathered enough info.
The whole situation is hilarious until you remember that Farrah's daughter is five, and will soon make the sad realization that her mother is a ridiculous human being.