Farrah Abraham: Homeschooling Daughter Sophia!

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Yesterday, Farrah Abraham bought a $100,000 Mercedes. Your initial response to that news might be something along the lines of, "Wow! And she's only 23?! She must be really successful."

And you'd be right! She is successful...at stripping. Yes, Farrah Abraham is a successful stripper, which is exactly why her latest career venture is probably the worst idea ever.

No, Farrah's not making another porn (yet), she's getting into education! Specifically, her 5-year-old daughter Sophia's education.

Farrah Abraham and Sophia Photo

Farrah announced on Twitter over the weekend that she plans to homeschool her only child. Somehow, a CPS swat team didn't immediately swoop in and hogtie the porn star-turned-stripper-turned-teacher.

As usual, it's hard to tell exactly what the hell Farrah is trying to say, but the tweet reads, "From #VMA to #BackToSchool #Monday Time to be creative and educated #Teach #SoProud #Homeschooling"

Well, at least Sophia will be well-versed in hashtag use.

Some have pointed out that it's possible Farrah is talking about "homeschooling" herself. That would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, which means it's very likely that's exactly what Farrah meant.

Either way, we're concerned. It's bad enough to have Farrah Abraham's genes, no one should have to be taught by her...even Farrah.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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I would hate to think what this Trashbag is going to teach her? Can't see her welcomed to any PTA meetings

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Can't help but wonder if Sophia was deemed not ready for first grade by her kindergarten teacher...does Farrah even have a hs diploma? We know she lied about having a college education. Given her poor grammar, spelling, and ignorance of practically everything, one has to wonder the extent of her education.

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LET'S LOOK IN ON A LESSON , SHALL WE ....
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THIS IS HOW U MAKE A BOMB .. THIS IS WHITE PEOPLE - KILL THEM !!!....
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THIS IS HOW U SNEAK OVER THE BORDER ... THIS IS HOW U RUN FAST FROM POLICE ...
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THIS IS HOW U SNEAK UNDER THE BORDER ... THIS IS HOW YOU BRIBE CONGRESSMEN ...
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THIS IS HOW YOU TAKE A eJeEWISH SHOWER ..

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Well that's unfortunate because she's a complete dumb dumb. And that mouth. Holy...she's starting to look like a character from Pan's Labyrinth. No thank you.

Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[On her DUI arrest] I did not endanger anyone's life.

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