Farrah Abraham Buys $100K Benz With Strip Club Ca$h: She's Baller, Guys Wanna Ball Her

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Looks like those reports of Farrah Abraham's strip club salary were accurate.

The reality TV star turned porn actress, wannabe musician, aspiring restaurateur and erotic novel author has added a new notch on her career belt:

Farrah is now one of the richest strippers in Austin, and she proved it by purchasing a baller $100,000 Mercedes-Benz with the proceeds from her nude gig.

Farrah Abraham Mercedes
Farrah Abraham Strip Club Promo

Yes, she is an actual stripper ... and possibly an actual prostitute as well.

Whether or not Farrah dabbles with businessmen in private has not been concretely established, but she sure as heck has been doing so in public.

Abraham began stripping at the Palazio Gentleman's Club in Austin in July and reportedly signed a contract with the high-end establishment for $544,000.

She charges $2,500 for an hour or $500 for 10 minutes. Ten minutes.

When you're raking in that kind of coin just to give horny men a fleeting glimpse of what they can see for free online, you don't roll up to the club in a Toyota Corolla.

Abraham, not surprisingly, was the most Googled reality star of 2013.

Of course, she did not appear on Teen Mom during that calendar year, but did make her porn debut, so that deck was stacked in her favor by all accounts.

She also posed for photos such as these. Enough said.

Farrah Abraham Vagina Costume
Farrah Abraham dresses up like a vagina. You cannot make this stuff up.

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Farrah Abraham Quotes

I think having a TV show that shows your personality and your intimate life, you know, showing your best friend, and then showing having sex ... to me it's kind of the same thing because both things are intimate.

[To Charlie Sheen] You sound like you have mental issues, (hints maybe you need some anger management counseling) given your disgusting lash out towards my body and my relationship with my daughter which each are both the epitome of perfection.