We suppose it should probably come as no surprise, considering she's always enjoyed doing things backwards if ya know what we mean, but Farrah Abraham has completely reversed the time-honored progression of sex workers.
Allow us to explain ...
The usual path is slutty amateur, to stripper, to pornstar, but Farrah embraced the lifestyle with open arms (and legs) and skipped straight to the porn part.
(We know Farrah likes to explain the difference between sex tapes and porn, but like it or not, she's the star of a pornographic film, thus a porn star.)
Now, despite making her nudie debut in a big-budget (by porn standards) studio release, Farrah has taken a step down the ladder and is reportedly working as a stripper in Austin, Texas.
It started off innocently enough, with Farrah serving drinks at an Austin "gentleman's club," but as is the case with most things Farrah does, the situation quickly resulted in her getting naked:
"She was hired a couple weeks ago as a cocktail waitress," a source tells E! "She wanted to make more money dancing, so they moved her up to the stage. [Eventually] she was on all three stages."
Farrah's hilarious response when questioned about her new gig?
She's just doing "research"... you know, like Jennifer Aniston.
"In the same way Jennifer Aniston researched her role as a stripper, that's what I'm doing now," says Farrah. "It's how I get the information to write my books and do my movies."
Although that explanation is amazingly ridiculous, is anyone the least bit surprised at this point that Farrah cites absurd reasons for stripping down?
For Farrah, the urge to take her clothes off in public is like a bad cold she just can't seem to shake (though we're sure she shakes plenty of other things).
Heck, even wholesome ventures like her frozen yogurt chain involved Farrah nudity.
Though they both have plenty of trash-tastic behavior in their pasts, Farrah's new career path makes it a lot easier to pick a winner in the ongoing Jenelle Evans-Farrah feud.