You would think getting so drunk that she knocked her one-month-old baby out of a stroller and got arrested was bad enough for Sandra Grohman.
Drunkenness is a powerful force, though, and she upped the ante, making sure all know about her story on the web by posing like this in her mugshots:
Jazz hands plus goofy face equals internet immortality. Which is a cool thing if you're a cat or a part of some dance-off video. But in this case?
Grohman, 29, was sentenced to 180 days in jail in Humble, Texas, after she pleaded guilty to endangering a child following an alarming situation in April.
A concerned citizen called police to report that the mother, who appeared to be intoxicated, was pushing a stroller about five feet away from a busy road.
Witnesses said that the mother had fallen over, causing the baby to fall out of the stroller; officials had the baby checked out by EMS at the scene.
The baby was released to Children’s Protective Services, which is probably for the best for all involved here. Hopefully Sandra gets it together in the can.
On the bright side, check out other hilariously funny mug shots below: