In case you've never been there, Courtney Stodden's Instagram page is a magic place filled with smiles, and positive thoughts, and most importantly - ginormous fake breasts.
Courtney shared two of those three things earlier this week when she posted the above photo of herself in a bikini top that's clearly made form some sort of indestructible space-age fiber.
Courtney took the Ice Bucket Challenge with chocolate sauce last week, so she's been setting bar pretty high lately, but we're not sure if she'll be able to top herself from here.
Not only did Courtney go to great lengths to capture a bird's-eye view of her cleavage, but she's responded to rumors that she had her breast implants removed in the best way possible:
By posting a picture of her giant boobs!
Courtney captioned this photo "#freshfaced," but her eagle-eyed followers who weren't distracted by the boobs (Did we mention the boobs?) have noted that she's wearing lip gloss and mascara.
And all this time we thought Courtney was showing us her unaltered, natural self. We feel so misled. Oh, well...at least she's got huge boobs!