For those of you who have managed to erase the awfulness from your memory, Charlize Theron compared Internet gossip to rape back in May.
You would think someone who feels so strongly about negative press would be careful to avoid high-profile feuds with other celebrities, but apparently you would be wrong.
A couple weeks ago Sister, Sister actress and former 29-year-old virgin Tia Mowry claimed Theron went full-Mean Girl during a SoulCycle class in Hollywood.
"She wasn't nice to me," Mowry told In Touch. "I said, 'Hi,' and she actually rolled her eyes and said, 'Oh my God.'"
Given that Theron already has a reputation as something of a self-important see-you-next-Tuesday, and most of the press coverage centered how funny the interaction sounded, you might expect Theron to make like Queen Elsa and let it go.
Again, you would be wrong...
Not only has Theron refused to move on, she's taken her beef with Morwy to the authorities - the SoulCycle authorities!
"Charlize came in so pissed after Tia went to the tabloids about her," said an employee at Theron's upscale spin studio. "When the manager refused, Charlize just got angrier and said she'd go to the top to make it happen."
Wow, we wouldn't have pegged Charlize as the snitchin' type. You'd think a woman who's engaged to Sean Penn would just follow Tia to the parking lot some day and duke it out.
We were fine with you being a total bee-yotch to Tia Mowry, Charlize, but this sort of tattle-taling is unacceptable.