In case you've been living under a rock on Mars in a cave with really crappy wi-fi: Beyonce and Jay Z might be headed for divorce.
It started off as a ridiculous tabloid rumor, but it now seems that there may be some truth to it.
In fact, just today we learned that Beyonce met with financial advisers, possibly to prepare for what's sure to be an insanely costly breakup.
Considering the Carters are already raising a two-year-old daughter in the public eye, the whole situation is pretty sad.
Fortunately, you can always count on the folks at Life & Style to put a hysterically over-the-top spin on any real-life celebrity drama:
Here that, world? Beyonce can't live with a cheater! Maybe that's why Bey's been apartment shopping in NYC. Or maybe she's just sick of hearing her husband shout "Hov!" every time he successfully throws a tissue into the wastebasket.
The tabloid promises a list of "the women Jay Z chose over her," so we're assuming this issue is as thick as a phone book.
Seriously, at this point, it would be easier to list the women Jay hasn't allegedly slept with.
It started with Rita Ora and Nicole Scherzinger. Then we began to hear rumors that Jay was slumming it with non-celebs like Casey Cohen.
We'll probably never know the truth unless this thing ends up in divorce court. For now, at least, we know that if you cheat on Queen Bey, you'll end up putting all your things in a box to the left (to the left).