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There’s really nothing better than a night out with your girlfriends.

It’s fun to get dressed up, have some drinks, do some dancing, talk about feelings (for better or worse) … and then do it all over again the next night.

The other bar patrons? Well, they may not have a clue what the heck hit them when you and your girls walk through the door. This post is for them.

We’ve assembled your handy guide to drunk girls so you’ll be prepared when you see a flock of females coming your way. They really just want to have fun.

Promise. But since that fun probably includes shots, we can’t guarantee you won’t get bombed if one of them is a lightweight. So you’ve been warned.

Presented without further comment, 17 things drunk girls say and do: