Remember that movie you could, and did, watch on repeat as a child?
On VHS, no less, until the tape actually fried in half after you suffered through the indignity of watching your favorite movie with those weird squiggles on the screen that you couldn't get rid of no matter how hard you tried to adjust the VCR?
Jumanji opened the door to give us Zathura, a movie featuring Dax Shepard as an astronaut and a (still not smiling) Kristin Stewart. On the plus side, the world was introduced to Josh Hutcherson, so it's not a total loss.
The Mario brothers are Italian. They were played by Bob Hoskins and John Leguizamo, neither of whom are Italian. And then there was all that snot and everybody doing the dinosaur after opening the door and getting on the floor and maybe you had to be high to enjoy this as an adult.
A young Elijah Wood takes off in search of new parents because he doesn't like his and ends up walking for two weeks straight across frozen Alaska because the sun never goes down and he never runs out of water or food and doesn't get tired and also WHAT JUST HAPPENED HOW DO I REMEMBER THAT?