Who has Brazil's best butt?
Which tattooed contestant sports the most impressive ink?
What drag queen truly deserves to wear a crown?
With the Miss BumBum pageant having just kicked off south of the border, this felt like a good time to reflect on beauty pageants around the world that judge contestant on more than just bikini bodies and embarrassing answers to dumb questions.
Yes, a pageant actually exists that asks women to hold a cardboard turkey cutout in front of their face. Intrigued? Confused? Excited?