We may mock Kim Kardashian for constantly posting photos of herself in a bikini and in the gym.
But at least the reality star's penchant for self-portraits has never landed her in the slammer.
The same cannot be said of 27-year-old Danielle Saxton, a resident of southern Illinois who allegedly stole a leopard-print dress from Mortie's Boutique in West Frankfort on July 11.
The store's owner posted about the stolen item on Facebook and, in a matter of hours, multiple users contacted him after seeing that Saxton had posted a selfie… IN THE STOLEN DRESS!
Saxton was arrested on misdemeanor retail theft charges and is free on her own recognizance, but should really be sentenced to life behind bars for sheer and utter stupidity.
Worst of all... she made us defend Kim Kardashian!
Seriously, we're still a little thrown off by the fact that this just occurred. Let's move on and see where Danielle's selfie ranks among these epic Facebook fails: