Weird Al Yankovic is taking a break from singing about Foil.
He's not bothering to get Handy at the moment.
He isn't too worried about Word Crimes right now.
Instead, the unique singer is asking us to feel very bad for him due to a number of "First World Problems," such as itchy sheets, a lack of Wi-Fi in his mansion and the lengths he needed to go to to qualify for free shipping on Amazon.
Yes, these are tough times for Weird Al, folks. Watch him croon about them now:
Poor guy, right?
We have a feeling the Kardashians sympathize for him for real...