The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 18 Recap: Auto-Tuning You Out!

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There's a singing showdown on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 18 and as Ramona was quick to point out, there was no auto-tuning.

Boy, do we wish there had been. We recap the singing that should be kept to the shower in our THG +/- review.

Ramona Singer couldn't have been more happy… or more drunk. Sometimes it's hard to distinguish between the two but husband Mario was about to sing her a love ballad in public. 

Ramona Gets Mean

Plus 15 to Ramona. For her I'm sure it was very sweet. Minus 25 for the rest of us who had to sit through the song. Why does everyone on these shows think they can sing?

At least Harry had a plan to keep himself entertained for the night. Eat lots of chicken wings and have sex with Sonja in the restroom. 

And why has Sonja heard Mario sing in the shower?!?

Plus 45 to LuAnn. Whether she didn't want to share the spotlight or simply didn't feel up to the challenge of a live stage performance, she chose not to sing. And we are thankful not to have to sit through one more housewive's (or house-husband's) performance. 

Minus 33 to Ramona. She was loud, rude, and a complete bully to LuAnn. Talk about a graceless drunk. Perhaps she should cut back on her own Pinot if she gets that mean…or up the medication.

Speaking of medication, Aviva couldn't wait to hear how her friends worried about her on their trip to Montana. Minus 10. Even when Aviva's not there, she expects everything to revolve around her. 

Was it just me, or did Sonja almost look gleeful as she broke the news about everyone talking behind Aviva's back? My question is, why had we never seen Aviva with an inhaler before she decided to bail on this trip?

But if the ladies calling Aviva a liar is all it takes to get her off my TV screen then Plus 50. I'm all for it. 

Carole was getting ready for her book tour in London, remodeling her apartment and dropping the names of Barbara Walters, Katie Couric, Kelly Ripa, and Ralph Fienes as though that made her more interesting. Minus 12. It didn't I was still bored.

Once again I was dumbfounded at how much of an ass Josh can be. Yes, Kristen can be whiny and she doesn't always know when to drop things but I keep wondering why she's with this guy? He shows her no respect and openly mocks her more often than not. He even chose to move their family from NYC to LA and then back again without ever consulting her. Minus 60. That's not a marriage.

Even when Josh says they need therapy, he still manages to be a condescending jackass as he explains to Kristen that, "She's going to help you understand that you have to be more sensitive to my life and my business." 

I hope E-Boost makes enough to cover his alimony payments. Maybe his second wife will understand that work is more important than his wife and family. 

I don't think I've ever wished for the demise of someone else's marriage but Kristen can do better. If you watch The Real Housewives of New York City online, you know it's true.

EPISODE TOTAL: -30! SEASON TOTAL: -552!

What do you think? Should Kristen dump Josh?

 

Joanna Krupa
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Why didn't Ramona go up on stage and sing with her other gay husband? Because she really stinks and the place would have laughed her off stage. Auto-tune would have not help that nasty voice of hers. Throwing shade at Luann was uncalled for and hurtful and mean. Her husband was singing that song for his girlfriend not her. He never looked at her once doing that song. Her marriage has sunk and so has she. But she will have her Pinot to keep her warm and cozy. On the other hand, Heather rocked and is fun to watch. Ramona and Sonja should take some lessons from Heather on what a real lady is all about.

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Please recast this entire RHONY...these stories have worn out their welcome, two or more of these women have issues with alcohol & Ramona is a loud foul mouthed drunk, Sonja is some 50 years old but acts like an out of control promiscuous teenager with her random uncontrolled over indulgence in sex & alcohol. Sonja is delusional as she still is trying to live the SAME life she once had while living as a wife to the son of one of the wealthiest families, the Morgan family. She seems to think she's earned the right to continue living the high life, yet her husband has YET to make a divorce settlement, outside of "giving" her the townhouse, which they bought at the top of the market & now it can't be sold for what he paid for it. Besides that, the townhouse is very old & is falling apart, Sonja has no money to fix it up. LuAnn STILL thinks she is "The Countess"...her husband dumped her for a younger woman BUT she "gets" to keep a portion of the "the title" whereas she is LuAnn Countess De le Seppes....not a WORD on where the COUNT is...as Mario Singer once stated....LuAnn is now the COUNTLESS. Her affair with 10 year young Jacques was all to nutty, telling her then 17 yr old daughter Victoria that "LuAnn might have a baby with Jacques"....HEY , Wait a minute...You're NOT going to marry Jacques AND you will KEEP the last name of your FORMER husband? What last name will Jacques baby be given??? You would be a 47/48 Year old unwed mother, IF you got pregnant Carol is the only one with her head screwed on half way properly...BUT she is NOT a housewfe or mother, so WHY has she been on this show...it' kind of like a rerun of when the then single childless Bethenny was on the show. Heather's constant loud screeching of Holla is beyond annoying at this point...once or twice is enough yet she is one of the "housewives" that have her act together. Kristen's husband Josh is a total jackass & puts her down constantly, if it's not all about HIM & HIS job...he could care less about her or the family. I hope Kristen wakes up & sees her OWN true value & DUMPS that A Hole husband Josh. None of them truly like each other or get along in any way. They constant pit one another against each other. They can't agree to disagree on anything.

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