There are The Bachelorette spoilers we discuss every season, and then there is this ... three minutes of raw footage of one of the two finalists discussing the finale.
If you don't want to know the results of the July 28 season finale, we suggest you not click on either video below and stop reading this article immediately.
It doesn't overtly give away the results, but if you read between the lines, it's the mother of all Bachelorette spoilers, straight from the participant's mouth.
With Nick Viall set to square off with Josh Murray for Andi Dorfman's hand in marriage on the hit ABC reality show, these clips of Nick tell you how he did:
These videos of Nick Viall were clandestinely taken on US Airways flight 3837 from Charlotte to Milwaukee, after the final rose ceremony in May.
Nick is on the phone to someone - our guess is his sister Maria or one of his many other siblings who we saw on his hometown date - and he's fired up
In the first clip (left, 30 seconds long), he gives his opinion of Josh Murray, the other member of Andi's final two, and safe to say he's not a big fan.
The second video (right, several minutes long) is him discussing his time with Andi, with plenty of clues as to how it went on the finale for Nick.
Let's break down the transcript for the videos, which were first posted on Reality Steve's YouTube page, as best as we can from the muffled audio:
"Josh won’t say s--t," Nick laments. "Like, he’ll do whatever she wants."
"He’s not that… he didn’t open up, he just kinda… he just eats, sleeps, and s--ts and like, has a bad temper, and… you know, and… I mean, he’s really competitive, yeah."
"He’s super emotional, really insecure, and [incredibly set in his way].”
Then he really gets going, and Nick essentially reveals, to his dismay, that Josh Murray received Andi's final rose while his proposal was shot down.
"I sensed it throughout the whole thing," Nick laments of Andi.
"I kept saying to her ‘I can’t wait til we’re in the real world… can’t wait til we get to do this stuff… and don’t even have to worry about the this other stuff, you know?’”
It's unclear what he said to Dorfman specifically in their last conversation, but he recalls, “I just kept saying it, just cuz I wanted… you know… and I said to her, I’m like ‘You don’t think I…'"
"And then, you know, instead of arguing with her I said, ‘You know what? I disagree.’ I just left it at that. You know, I didn’t try to change her mind, I’m just like, ‘I disagree.’”
Then, in an apparent reference to Jason Mesnick choosing Melissa Rycroft on the finale, only to dump her for runner-up Molly Malaney later, Nick says:
"She won’t… it’s ok. I mean… it’s actually happened once, it was the guy with the girl. The guy changed his mind. They’re actually together and now they’re still married."
"But, umm, she’s incredibly stubborn and if someone is passive aggressive and bottles it up, it probably ... you know what I’m sayin?”
We do. Seemingly asked by the person on the phone about Andi's family, Nick says, “Oh, loved em. Love, love, love her family. Great relationship with both her parents…”
It wasn't enough, evidently. Nick sums up his rejection as such:
“We just… we just clicked… I mean, it was so funny because throughout the season, she ... I had her meet some of my friends and they asked her ‘What is it’ and she said, one of the first things she said to me, she’s like, ‘This is so easy with you.' She’s like, ‘This is so easy with you.’ Ironically, she’s basically saying, ‘It’s too hard. I can’t do this.’ You know, which, really wasn’t ... she’s basically like, ‘I’m scared s--tless.’”
In the end, in Nick's estimation, "she went back to what she’s used to… I mean, I don’t know how else to… actions speak louder than words.
"I don’t know what else to say," the jaded Viall concludes, "other than, like, it seemed like she really changed her mind, like, at the last moment.”
Perhaps the most telling comment of the entire rant was that Andi Dorfman “went back to what she’s used to,” which she has basically termed Josh Murray as.
What do you think? Is this proof positive that Nick Viall loses to Josh Murray on The Bachelorette season finale, and did she make the right call if so?
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