Earlier this month, the celebrity gossip world was stunned to learn that Eva Mendes is pregnant.
According to a new report, meanwhile, THG readers weren't the only ones taken aback by this news.
"It was completely unplanned,” an insider tells Radar Online. “Ryan was surprised, especially because they had broken up early last year, only to get back together."
And it only takes one irresponsible porking to create a baby, kids. Keep that in mind.
Mendes and Gosling got together while filming The Place Beyond the Pines three years ago, having split and reconciled many times since then.
They disagreements have allegedly always stemmed from Mendes desire to marry Gosling and Gosling's resistance to exchange any vows... though this baby news may change the actor's opinion.
For now, Mendes has moved into Gosling’s two-bedroom bachelor pad and is looking for a bigger home for the family to move into once the child is born.
“She’s been ready for motherhood for a while now and to be sharing this experience with Ryan is a dream come true for her!” a source tells OK! Weekly.
Sadly, as outlined below, it's a nightmare for all women around the world NOT named Eva Mendes.