Paris Hilton is making another attempt to be relevant again.
And, tragically, it involves her singing.
Eight years after Hilton declared stars are blind, the former sex tape star has signed with Cash Money Records and released a single titled “Come Alive.”
Hilton (hilariously) has been working as a DJ and the track appropriately contains a dance-themed beat, along with such catchy lyrics as: "You make me smile/You make me dream/You make me feel alive."
The real question: To whom is this dedicated? Also: Who would ever download it?!?
Paris will soon release her second studio album. God help us all.