Madonna: Naked on Instagram, Still Desperate for Attention

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Brace yourselves, everyone: Madonna turned to the Internet to try and feed her insatiable hunger for attention again, and you'll never guess what method she used this time!

Madonna Nude Selfie

That's right - gratuitous nudity! Madge posted the above photo with a caption reading "getting ready for summer fun! #itshotinhere #unapologeticb-tch

We're not sure what's worse, the fact that Madonna is still getting ready for summer on July 17 or the fact that she's posting naked selfies with hashtags like "#unapologeticb-tch" at 55 freakin' years old.

Don't get us wrong - we're not saying Madonna should cover up because of her age. Elle MacPherson posted a bikini photo today and she looks better than ever at 50. The problem with Madonna is her reasoning for posting photos like the eye-gouger above:

Her desperate need to have people look at her may have been cute in the 80s, 90s, and even the early part of the 2000s, but Madonna refuses to concede that she's had her time in the spotlight and age gracefully in the manner that you might expect from a mother of four who's creeping up on 60.

A recent naked Madonna selfie revealed a plastic surgery scar, causing her intended celebration of youthful spontaneity to become a sad reminder that the former Queen Pop is fighting the natural aging process tooth and nail. 

Since then she's posted several more revealing photos, each time no doubt drinking in the faint praise like an elixir of youth.

Take note, Lady Gaga: if, 25 years from now, you feel like posting a naked selfie, by all means, do it! Just don't make it, like, your thing.

Update: We've been informed that this is actually a photo from the 90s that Madonna simply re-posted to her Instagram page recently. The fact that the pic was posted on a Thursday perhaps should've tipped us off that it was a "throwback," but unlike Madonna, we have trouble keeping up with kids these days and their new-fangled trends. 

Madonna Armpit Hair Pic
Madonna has hair in her armpit. And she's not afraid to show it off.

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That photo is like 20 years old. I think it was nothing more than a bit a bit of fun for Throw Back Thursday. How hateful are you?

@ Crazy Gaga

and that one guy talking about "mens rights" when he's like 14. oh god.

@ Crazy Gaga

Hey you, you're one of my favourite posters elsewhere, it's nice seeing someone have standards. hey ho !


"The problem with Madonna is her reasoning for posting photos like the eye-gouger above" Eye gouger ? It's FANTASTIC. Get a taste ! You generic f*rt


LOL! This Gaga fan is not very bright, the picture is from the early 90's so don't get so threatened! Besides NO ONE listens to Lady Gaga anymore!


the writer is clearly a Little Monsturd because of the unnecessary gaga mention in the article. another proof that they are hateful vile creatures.
secondly, the picture is old. so another idiot point for Tyler Johnson who clearly has an IQ equivalent to gaga's number one hits in Billboard = 3?
thirdly, your mother gaga will be a nobody in 25 years time. and if she did post a selfie by then it will look horrendously grotesque for SURE! i mean, gaga even looks disgusting naked now! LOL
but at least you tried, faget! LOL see you at fARTgRAVE, hunty!

@ Lardy GAG

Totally agree!
The controversial photos are a joke!
Madonna showing armpit hair [I don't really like the pic but controversial? Most Europeans wouldn't find it gross or controversial]
Madonna holding a gun - geez I guess the monsturd had the same issues with gaga's costume with guns on the breasts!
Sad when the monsters have no real argument and try to bring Madonna down as Gaga is flopping!


Most Europeans shave now (for about 2 decades, hi !). But still, many won't find it gross.


The fact that the pic in question is an old one and the writer didn't bother checking it before ranting and bashing Madonna with his biased, ageist, sexist and misogynist article is what bothers me the most. little monsters are known to be as dumb as lady gaga (if not worse) but this particular Taylor monsturd takes the cake.
and yeah, gaga is flopping literally and figuratively, hunny LMAO!


This article is really stupid. It's Madonna posting a classic image from ROLLING STONE (1991). You're reacting without even knowing what you're reacting to. Pathetic.


your article is pathetic...why is this seeking attention??? its an artistic shot...your such a poor excuse for an entertainment site!!


Dreadful piece by a bigoted talentless writer unlike Madonna who has more talent in her little finger ...get some respect she looks amazing-I will not be visiting this s**t website again!


Um. This picture is from 1993. FAIL hollywood gossip.




Also...Madonna has 800 million dollars and she can do whatever the fu(( she wants