Lindsay Lohan Shows Cleavage, Desperation on Instagram

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The Lindsay Lohan bikini photos from last week showed the "actress" looking as though she was several months pregnant with an unwanted booze baby.

Since then, Lindsay has been posting constant selfies, and attempting to mold her various sags and protrusions into something that might pass for a human female form.

  • Lindsay Lohan Cleavage Image
  • Lindsay Lohan Vacation Photo

On the left, we've got Lindsay using her tongue to clean last night's coke residue from her hair (Waste not, want not!), and on the right the Master of Deception attempts to conceal the drink/cigarette/crack pipe in her hand by cleverly extending her arm off camera.

We kid. She's probably just pointing out local points of interest like that bar where she slipped in her own vomit, and that other bar where she slipped in someone else's vomit. 

In fairness, Lindsay looks better here than she did last week. But then again, the Courtney Love swimsuit photos look better than Linds did last week, and we're pretty sure Courtney's been legally dead for months. 

Fortunately, Lindsay is still doing all of her partying in Europe, where recent highlights include Lohan falling down drunk at an Italian film festival. 

So these days she's kinda like the situation in Gaza. Technically not our problem, but eventually the rest of the world might expect us to get involved. 

Lindsay Lohan Bikini Image
Linds rocks a bikini in Italy. She's certainly looked better!

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What a stupid article. Get a grip. Stop trying to bring Lindsay down, she's getting it together.

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she will be living on the Streets of l.a. by next week.
brrrrrrrrrrrr: cold & lonely out there....

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@ bill

Could you please talk to the rulers in your area about : You are so beautiful. Beauty is as beauty does. My country has been using my electricity for more than ten years but I have nothing.I will help you understand . 1-Do we have to use more or less energy/strength to pump water up to the top floor of a ten storeyed building than lift it upstairs in buckets? 2-How much water pumps how much water? When doctors give injections liquid medicine goes through a tiny hole befere it reaches the patients' bodies. Now make that syringe 1000 or 10000 times bigger. Imagine a bottle shaped container that can contain 1000 litres of water. Put it in a deep swimming pool in the garden of a tall building. Put 5000 or 8000 or 10000 litres of water in a container in the air next to the top floor of that 40 or 50 or ... storeyed building. Connect the water above with 1000 litres of water below with a post to pump it. ................ Pumping water requires much less energy/strenght than lifting it like lifting iron or stone. So why should not water pump much more water than its own amount. Because pumping it easier than lifting it like lifting stone, the equilibrium ......(Yük çarpı yük kolu eşittir kuvvet çarpı kuvvet kolu:I don't know how it is in English) cannot be applicable to liquids. My children are miserable and crumbling and what has become of mother Sosyal Imankulova ( in or around Kant, Bishkek-Frunze-, Kirghizia ) and her offsprings??? I live in Konya, Turkey. My email address is etem.zorlu@hotmail.com

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@ bill

Not for long. I think she'd get picked up post haste.

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Lindsay Lohan Biography

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Born
Birthplace
New York City
Full Name
Lindsay Dee Lohan

Lindsay Lohan Quotes

Tell him he's f*cking amazing, and I want to meet him.

Lindsay Lohan [on Michael Phelps]

I just want to live a happy, healthy year and continue on the path I've been on and be with the person I care about and my family.

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