Lindsay Lohan is in Italy at the moment, and when she's not falling down drunk at film festivals, she's treating the beautiful nation to the sight of her booze-ravaged, once-hot body.
That's Linds exposing her ginger skin on the island of Ischia. Yes, despite having not done any sort of real work in the past ten years, Lindsay still lives the good life.
But while Lohan's lack of work doesn't seem to have affected her lifestyle, her lack of working out is immediately apparent.
Sure, we've seen Lindsay's gym selfies, but ya know who takes photos of themselves at the gym and posts them to Instagram? People who only go to the gym once a year!
Anybody who's seen Lindsay's Playboy photos knows it wasn't all that long ago that the Mean Girls star was sporting a taut stomach and some smokin' curves. So what happened?
Well, from the looks of it, Linds realized that crunches are hard and vodka is delicious.
On the plus side, Lindsay lives in London now, she only has to deal with, like, three days of beach weather a year. We might have just inadvertently uncovered her real reason for fleeing LA.