Kris Jenner Announces Cookbook, Pretends She Can Cook

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If you've ever wondered what Kim Kardashian and kompany eat at home every night... well, you may need to get out more.

But you also therefore need to get "In the Kitchen with Kris: A Kollection of Kardashian-Jenner Family Favorites," which the reality TV star announced today will be available on October 21.

"I finally got so tired of sharing my recipes one-by-one with everybody that asked, that it just made sense to do a book and put it all together,” Kris lied said to E!’s Guiliana Rancic.

Seriously, has anyone EVER seen Kris Jenner cook on Keeping Up with the Kardashians? Ever?!?

Kris Jenner Cookbook
Yes, Kris Jenner is releasing a cookbook. Will you buy it?

Jenner claims grandchildren Mason and Penelope “love my grilled cheese sandwiches,” while adding that being in the kitchen is how she chills out.

"[Cooking] is almost like the way that I calm down. Some people do things to relax, they’ll go play golf or have a sport. Me? I’m in the kitchen,” she says. “Nothing makes me happier."

Okay. Now we know Kris is lying. 

Making money off her children makes Jenner A LOT happier than coming up with new grilling recipes, let's be honest here.

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so this way she poisons people to death?

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