According to a hilarious new tabloid report, the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West may have technically lasted longer than the marriage between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.
But only technically.
That's because sources tell In Touch Weekly that Kimye is "over" after just 58 days of wedded non-bliss.
Does this mean another Kim Kardashian divorce is on the horizon? Not necessarily.
"Kim is so obsessed with her image that she doesn’t want to suffer the public humiliation of yet another divorce,” writes the tabloid.
However, this doesn't mean all is peachy keen between the sex tape star and the rapper. Far from it, in fact.
An anonymous source claims Kim has no choice but to put up with "neglect" from West, even if it means being in a sham marriage.
"The reality of her marriage to Kanye is crystal clear,” claims In Touch. “She told herself it would be a fairy-tale romance, but instead, it devolved into yet another nightmare marriage."
Poor North West, huh? And right after the baby took her first steps!
With this marriage clearly (not) over, let's take a look back at Kimye on their wedding day, shall we?