Rob Kardashian has been in a dark place lately.
The sole male Kardashian and former sock designer made headlines for the first time in years when he skipped Kim Kardashian's wedding seemingly to avoid negative press regarding his overweight and generally unhealthy appearance.
It didn't work. Photos of a bloated and bleary-eyed Rob spread like wildfire on the web, as did news that Kardashian is suffering from an addiction to sizzurp that may well prove deadly.
No one knows for sure what may have triggered Rob's decline, but his sister Khloe scertainly has her theories:
Discussing the matter with Brody Jenner in a a clip from the next episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Khloe blames her troubled relationship with Lamar Odom for sending Rob down a bad path.
"Rob has said, '[Living with Khloe and Lamar] was so dark and it made me do dark things.'"
In a voice over for the episode, Khloe says, "Only Rob and Lamar and I know what went on in that house. I'm a nurutrer and I want to protect everyone. I wasn't there to protect Rob. I wasn't even there to protect myself. No one can make me not feel guilty."
Khloe never mentions drugs specifically but considering Lamar struggled with crack addiction amongst other demons, it seems pretty clear that she's blaming her brother's addiction troubles on her ex.
F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.
My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
I have a big vagina. I can't control it.
[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.
If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.
Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
What if they know how to queef on command?
I would say, hashtag, âI only like black c**k!â Thatâs what I would say!
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
F-ck my anal cavity!
Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
Your hair is shorter than a vaginaâs bush!
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?
A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.