On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 13, Khloe Kardashian got robbed, which was just the tip of the iceberg for the reeling star.
Stressed because she has to be out of her house in just a few days, Khloe is feeling sadder than ever as everything there reminds her of Lamar Odom.
Meanwhile, Bruce and Brody Jenner are going to take part in an upcoming father-son golf tournament that they feel will be a good bonding experience.
After spending their afternoon in New York looking at spaces for Dash. the sisters head back to their hotel and Khloe gets a phone call from Lamar.
He tells her that he is moving to Spain.
Odom is leaving that night to move to Europe play basketball, and after being crushed that she won't get to say goodbye, she drops a bomb:
With Odom still clinging to hope that their marriage will fix itself, and at the same time preparing to head out of town for good, she's at a loss for words.
Back at Kris Jenner's house, Khloe decides to channel her stress by planning a big party to welcome Kendall Jenner back from her modeling trip.
Kylie Jenner and others notice Khloe's strange and erratic behavior of late, at which point Kris points out that she still cares deeply for Lamar.
Khloe accuses her of taking his side.
Kourtney also accuses Khloe of being a party girl. That doesn't go over well, even if you watch Keeping Up With the Kardsahians online and know it's true.
F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.
My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
I have a big vagina. I can't control it.
[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.Khloe [to Kris]
If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.
Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
What if they know how to queef on command?
I would say, hashtag, âI only like black c**k!â Thatâs what I would say!
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
F-ck my anal cavity!
Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
Your hair is shorter than a vaginaâs bush!
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?
A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.
While this is going on, Bruce - frustrated that Brody didn't return his calls - is patiently waiting at a golf course for his son to show up, which he does.
Bruce questions his commitment.
The next day, after Brody, Brandon and Kendall Jenner go racing together, the former checks his phone to find more concerned messages from dad.
Brandon tells Brody to make more of an effort to hang out with Bruce, since Bruce is clearly trying, and that's what this is all about. Brody agrees.
After a heart-to-heard with Brody, Bruce stops by to visit Khloe, and sees the remnants of her latest party. He naturally grows more than a bit concerned.
While packing up her house for the final time, Khloe makes a shocking discovery and learns that almost all of Lamar's jewelry has been stolen!
She is shocked, disgusted, hurt and confused as the police show up to take fingerprints and start recovering the security footage from the house.
Will Khloe be able to catch the culprit? And more importantly, will poor Khloe make it through this without hitting a serious mental breaking point?