Jessica Simpson: Hungover at Her Own Wedding?!

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Jessica Simpson married Eric Johnson in a Fourth of July ceremony last week, and while there were plenty of pyrotechnics, it seems the biggest fireworks may have been going off in the couple's throbbing skulls.

NEWLYWEDS!
Hooray for Jessica Simpson and Eric Johnson. These two tied the knot in July 2014.

While Jess and Eric's wedding was certainly low-key in terms of celebrity nuptials, the couple planned to party with family and friends for three days, beginning with a lavish rehearsal dinner on July 3.

Unfortunately, sources say Jess committed a rookie mistake and got plastered on night one of the celebration, leaving her in rough shape for the big day.

Yes, Jess was a mess, and she reportedly made no effort to hide it from her bridesmaids:

"While she was getting ready, Jess kept joking about how much her head hurt," says one witness of Jess' pre-wedding preparation.

This might also explain her flubbed wedding vows, although that could also be chalked up to the simple fact that this is Jessica Simpson.

Either way, this isn't the first time that the 34-year-old singer-actress-designer has butted heads with the bottle in recent weeks.

The now-notorious Jessica Simpson drunk video that recently made the rounds online shows the bride-to-be stumbling around town during her co-ed bachelorette party.

Maybe now that she's married the mother of two will settle down a bit.

Jessica Simpson Bikini Photo
Okay yeah. That's one insane shot of Jessica Simpson's boobs.

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NICE PICTURE!!! JESSICA SIMPSON LOOKS SO YUMMY ANS SMELLY. I HAVE HAD SEXXXX WITH EVERYONE IN YOUNG HOLLYWOOD PRETTY MUCH. I SAY THIS MICHAEL PINA GOT HIS DICKK CUT OFF HAVING ROUGH SEXXX WITH AARON CARTER, NICK CARTER AND ROSS LYNCH. ROSS LYNCH'S DAD GOT HIS DICKK CUT OFFF IN THE VIETNAM WARRRRR. MICHAEL PINA GOT HIS DICKK CUT OFF HAVING ROUGH SEXXX WITH JOSEPH GORDON LOVITT.

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It was her day, let her have fun.
No big deal to get drunk at your own wedding. This is not news at all.

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Hillary got married?

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Celebrities and stars are SOOooooooo PATHETIC

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Anna Nicole Smith was less of a train wreak at this point in her life.

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So she wants to be the next Anna Nicole Smith?

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so what? its her wedding. enjoy jess!

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It would be so much better for children if their parents grew up. Getting drunk doesn't qualify as responsible behavior, and it's actually possible to have a fun time without it.

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That picture with her tongue sticking out looks really nasty. I always thought she was a decent woman but boy was I wrong

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I'd like to tongue punch her mommy hole!

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Jessica Simpson Biography

Best Jessica Simpson Photo Ever Sweet mother of G-d, Jessica Simpson has got some huge breasts. Holy frickin' $h!t. Look at those things! She also possesses a singing... More »
Born
Birthplace
Abilene, Texas
Full Name
Jessica Ann Simpson

Jessica Simpson Quotes

They're just the cutest couple in the world. They are adorable. Anybody would wish to be them and you can only wish them well. Just being around them inspires love and everything I sing about.

Jessica Simpson [on her sister and Pete Wentz]

It’s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because it’s a horrible film, but because it’s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money back–that’s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flop–it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?

Jessica Simpson