Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!
Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."
Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.
But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, shevery much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.
That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!
No word on what sort of beverage Jess is drinking in the photo, but given her well-known love of booze, we're guessing she's toasting her second marriage with something strong.
Jessica Simpson wears a bra as a top in this photo. We have no complaints about this Jessica Simpson pic, or the outfit choice that preceded it. Most people can't get away with that, but when you've got the boobs, you best flaunt them.
Itâ€™s fun to do a small film that might be released to DVD not because itâ€™s a horrible film, but because itâ€™s an independent film. For people to say Employee of the Month was a flop is ludicrous. We made the money backâ€“thatâ€™s not a flop. For people to say The Dukes of Hazzard was a flopâ€“it opened to $30 million! If these movies are flops, why would I still make them?