Yesterday, we got our first glimpse of Jessica Simpson's wedding video. Today, Jess gave us a look at what we really want to see: the honeymoon and her flawless beach body!
Jess Instagrammed the above pic with a caption that reads simply, "Jessica Johnson."
Yes, though she was never Mrs. Lachey, Jess has apparently become more traditional with age, and while she'll obviously continue to go by "Jessica Simpson" for professional purposes, it seems she's officially taken the last name of her ex-NFL player husband.
But let's get back to what really matters: Jessica lost 65 pounds following her second pregnancy, and fortunately for us, she very much enjoys showing off her newly toned figure.
That's right - Jessica got married, but she's giving us a gift. Thanks, Mrs. Johnson!
No word on what sort of beverage Jess is drinking in the photo, but given her well-known love of booze, we're guessing she's toasting her second marriage with something strong.
The newlyweds were reportedly so eager to celebrate their nuptials that Jessica was hungover at the wedding.
Hey, as long as she looks like that, Jess can party however she wants.
We just hope she's keeping up with her gym duties. No one wants to see that perfect figure spoiled by a beer belly.