Jennifer Aniston: I'll Raise This Baby ALONE!!

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In the wake of Justin Theroux calling off their wedding, Jennifer Aniston says she will raise this baby alone, according to the new issue of In Touch.

I'll Raise This Baby Alone

This bombshell claim, while alarming, might be more convincing if ...

  1. He had actually called off the wedding
  2. There were an actual baby inside her

Seriously, they can't even get a pregnant-looking photo of her?

The celebrity gossip magazine is really mailing this one in. A photo of Justin on his motorcycle captioned "runaway groom" does not make him one.

Nor is that moving truck necessarily doing work for them, and if it were, there could be 10 explanations beyond the duo splitting up. Classic In Touch.

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Jennifer Aniston Quotes

I actually feel I've been unbelievably lucky in love. I don't feel like I'm supposed to be any further along or somewhere that I'm not. I'm right where I'm supposed to be.

Jennifer Aniston

You just have to love your life. I have my health, I have my friends, I have my loved ones. I'm extremely lucky.

Jennifer Aniston