Penelope Scotland Disick turns two years old today - and we really wish we could present this child with the best gift possible:
puppy day away from her annoying family.
Alas, that would be against the law, so we'll instead just send along our best wishes to this adorable toddler, who recently made the AWWW-inspiring choice to crawl over Kourtney Kardashian's baby bump.
That's right, Penelope will soon be a big sister to a little boy or girl, as Kourtney and Scott Disick are expecting their third child before the year is over.
Fortunately, as seen in one of the images below, Penelope has experiencing hanging with cousin North West, who turned a year old last month. So we're fully confident she'll function as a successful older sibling.
We're also very sorry for including this opening image in Penelope's photo montage, but it took place exactly two years ago today. How could it NOT kick off a gallery in honor of the birthday girl?!?