French Montana and Khloe Kardashian have been dating for several months now and while they have yet to move in, or get engaged, French recently made what amounts to an official announcement that he'shooking up with a Kardashian:
Yes, a photo of a giant ass on Instagram, can only mean one thing: another rapper, basketball player, or alcoholic douche hole is getting serious with a Kardashian.
In this case, of course, it's French and Khloe, and in addition to the Mt. Fuji-like butt shot above, Montana recently posted a far more terrifying photo of his new girlfriend:
That may appear to be a scene from a horror film, but it's actually French and Khloe posing with guns. Again!
Sure they just took a ton of flak for posting a similar photo last month, but this just serves as a reminder that love makes people do really, really, really dumb things.
In case you're wondering, no, Khloe didn't freak out on French for posting an extreme close-up of her ass and force him to take it down. The photo is still on his Instagram page for all to see.
Well, at least we know Khloe's butt is real. We'd hate to think French is breaking out the zoom feature on his camera just to photograph a set of implants.
F-ck me with a dildo if that's what you think.
My fat f-cking ass ripped the dress.
Don't go into the ocean while on your period because a shark is going to attack you.
I have a big vagina. I can't control it.
[On golf]: I could maybe hit it better if they were black balls.
Do you even have underwear on? You are so gross! Vagina out, ass out, t*ts out.
If you whore yourself out that much and have six kids, you should have a little repercussions.
Let's get real here. Are you bi, Bruce?
I have a nipple obsession and personally love when women show their nipples - perhaps I was a member of a nudist colony in my last life.
My sister has changed. She used to whip her boobs out for no reason. Now she does it to feed her child.
What if they know how to queef on command?
I would say, hashtag, âI only like black c**k!â Thatâs what I would say!
[On Scott Disick]: He's a douche lord.
F-ck my anal cavity!
Judge nothing by appearance alone. The more beautiful the serpent, the more fatal its sting. Look into her eyes and see her soul. Eventually her soul will reflect and beauty you will possess.
Your hair is shorter than a vaginaâs bush!
I'm Khloe. My sisters say I am a bitch.
Droopy balls? Buy briefs! A bra for your balls!
[To Kris Humphries]: Do you know why I call you Frankie? Because you remind me of a glimpse of Frankenstein.
[On stepmom Ellen]: I just want to sh-t on her face!
If I even imagined someone talking to my husband too close, I would beat the crap out of them.
Are you going to be a boring whore your whole life?
A little bun in the oven. Your ass is gonna be so big.