Farrah Abraham: My Sex Life Sort of Sucks!

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She may be a porn star (whether she admits it or not) and an erotic novel author, but Farrah Abraham says her sex life isn't all that hot these days.

Farrah Abraham Lingerie Photograph

“My personal sex life isn’t that great,” the single former Teen Mom star admits in a new interview. “We all know that my sex life really isn’t that hot or crazy.”

We do?

Funny how the now-infamous Farrah Abraham sex tape left quite the opposite impression in our minds, but maybe that's just us. And James Deen.

In any case, the 23-year-old mother of Sophia, 5, was excited to use her imagination while penning her erotic novel, Celebrity Sex Tape: In the Making.

“I just wanted something wild and crazy and I think as women, we don’t do these things in real life,” the Backdoor Teen Mom star says, without irony.

“We just need to get wild and crazy in our heads ... I’m being honest, because there were a lot of hot and heavy things that I wrote about and thought about."

Such as?

Kim Kardashian's Sex Tape Sort of Sucked!

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality footage for sure.

It wasn't as titillating as I thought it would be with someone as attractive as Kim. If I ever did a sex tape, I'd want better quality...

Farrah Abraham says "wanting to touch myself" was one of the more difficult aspects of the writing process, which can either mean one of two things:

  1. She found it hard to come up with words to describe masturbating
  2. She found it hard to stop masturbating while authoring the book

Either option assumes she actually wrote it, of course, which is a dubious assumption (although whomever ghosted it is not bad, to give credit where due).

Just as she believes she is a role model for empowering women, Farrah the Walking Contradiction believes her book will help teens avoid promiscuous sex, saying:

“I would rather have them reading erotica or buying a sex toy then going out and having sex with somebody and having that person create problems in their life."

“I feel like this is a healthy way to express themselves.”

So healthy.

Farrah 2: Backdoor and More Pic
Farrah Abraham in a still photo from Backdoor and More. As you can tell we've cropped it for obvious reasons.

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