DMX Goes on Amusement Park Ride, LOSES HIS MIND (Up in Herrrre)

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A story about DMX that does not begin or end with DMX getting arrested is noteworthy enough, but a story about DMX flipping out on an amusement park ride?

Not 'cause he's drunk, high, in an argument or getting arrested (we covered that), but just 'cause he's bat$h!t crazy scared of the thing like anyone else?

It's everything. This video is everything.

X was at an Orlando theme park and thought he was gonna give it 2 The Slingshot, but the ride was a ruff one for the ryders on this summer afternoon.

At first, the rapper tries to get himself and his buddy HYPED by repeatedly yelling and saying “it’s some scary $h!t” ... and then the thing actually starts.

Screaming, yelling, cursing and holding on for dear life, DMX was counting down the seconds until the ride came to a stop and he could light up a blunt.

Really. He said he was going to do so.

Our favorite part of this? Him trying to act all hard at the end, as if he was totally unfazed by this experience ... and cameras didn't record his every move.

Smoke that J, bruh. You earned it.

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Gotta love DMX. The man gets arrested so damn often, it's become not only old hat, but pretty damn amusing to him. And to us, of course.

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eNEIGROES CAN'T BELIEVE HOW SCARY MACHINES CREATED BY THE WHITE PEOLPE ARE !!
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BUT THEY AIN'T SEEN NOTHING YET !!
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THE WHITE PEPOL[P ARE WORKING ON A REALY BIG RIDE CALLED -- "THE EXTERMINATOR "
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