Last week, the hopes and dreams of women everywhere were crushed when it was confirmed Eva Mendes is having Ryan Gosling's baby.
Now, men around the world can share in a similar type of unexpected mourning... because Cheryl Cole is officially off the market.
The British singer revealed Sunday that she has secretly wed Frenchman Jean-Bernard Fernandez-Versini
"I usually do not discuss my personal life but to stop the speculation I want to share my happy news," Cole wrote on her website. "Jean-Bernard and I married on 7/7/14. We are very happy and excited to move forward with our lives together."
The X Factor U.K. judge also included a close-up picture of her wedding ring and engagement ring with the statement.
Neither is small:
The couple, who began dating in April and made their public debut at the Cannes Film Festival in May, reportedly tied the knot Mustique.
According to European news outlets, four guests attended the ceremony, including Cole's mother, Joan Callaghan.
It was a small and intimate affair and, while we can't believe we now have no shot at Cole, we do send the newlyweds are very best wishes. CONGRATS!