The now-infamous video of Charlie Sheen drunk at Taco Bell that hit the Web yesterday reminded us of how amusing the Sheenius can be when he goes off the rails.
True, it was nothing compared to Sheen's 2011 meltdown that seemed to spawn several new catchphrases a day, but it was good to see the tiger-blooded warlock providing his usual comic relief without all the racist, violent ugliness that sometimes goes with it.
From Sheen's feud with Farrah Abraham to his surprisingly impassioned defense of gay rights in the wake of the Phil Robertson controversy, the MaSheen has been involved in so many rants, scandals, and flat-out bizarre moments that it's hard to keep them all straight.
Hell, at this point, we're guessing Chuckles himself doesn't even remember all his bizarre brushes with death, the law, and Miley Cyrus.
So for all of the weirdest moments that you forgot or simply never knew about, check out the gallery above for a #winning trip down memory lane with Carlos Irwin Estevez.
You may think you're an expert on all things Good Time Charlie, but did you know which famous actor's wife he shot? Or what Jersey Shore star he loves to party with? Or that he's a freaking grandfather?!
Yes, there's so much weirdness in Charlie's past (and present) that even the most dedicated Sheenologists can be forgiven for losing track of the highlights.
So, even if you're not an F-18 with Adonis DNA, you can still back and get high as a kite on a drug called Charlie Sheen with our Warlock Refresher Course. Please note that we're not responsible if your "face melts off and your children weep over your exploded body." (Actual quote.)