The now-infamous video of Charlie Sheen drunk at Taco Bell that hit the Web yesterday reminded us of how amusing the Sheenius can be when he goes off the rails.
True, it was nothing compared to Sheen's 2011 meltdown that seemed to spawn several new catchphrases a day, but it was good to see the tiger-blooded warlock providing his usual comic relief without all the racist, violent ugliness that sometimes goes with it.
Charlie Brown, the Cincinatti Reds, death threats to ex -wives...what do these thigs have in common? They're all immortalized on Charlie Sheen's body in tattoo form! Speaking of threatening to kill people...
Charlie Sheen thought he would be a good mentor to Lindsay Lohan (ed. note: HAHAHAHA!). In fact he kept mentioning the idea in interviews until the troubled actress reportedly begged Charlie to stop talking about her.
According to Sheen, he and Rihanna were dining in the same restaurant when he sent a request for her to come over and meet his wife. She declined and ended up becoming the subject of one of Sheen's epic Twitter rants. RiRi responded by calling Sheen an "old queen."
One of Charlie's first big roles was Mitch "Wild Thing" Vaughn in the 1989 comedy Major League. Turns out Charlie dodn't have to do much research for the part. Not only was he already a wild thing, he'd spent several summers at an exclusive baseball camp and a coach who worked with him told ESPN Sheen could've gone pro.
In the late 80s, an up-and-coming actress naed Winona Horowitz was struggling to come up with a stage name. Sheen suggested Ryder after listening to The Doors' song "Riders on the Storm." Ryder confirms the story, but Sheen continues to gripe that she hasn't diven him enough credit.
Charlie Sheen was on screen for about 3 minutes in the 80s comedy classic Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Even so, he stayed up for two days to achieve the proper "strung out" look for his character. Now he has that look all the time.
So for all of the weirdest moments that you forgot or simply never knew about, check out the gallery above for a #winning trip down memory lane with Carlos Irwin Estevez.
You may think you're an expert on all things Good Time Charlie, but did you know which famous actor's wife he shot? Or what Jersey Shore star he loves to party with? Or that he's a freaking grandfather?!
Yes, there's so much weirdness in Charlie's past (and present) that even the most dedicated Sheenologists can be forgiven for losing track of the highlights.
So, even if you're not an F-18 with Adonis DNA, you can still back and get high as a kite on a drug called Charlie Sheen with our Warlock Refresher Course. Please note that we're not responsible if your "face melts off and your children weep over your exploded body." (Actual quote.)