Andre Johnson: My Penis Works! I Want To Do Porn!

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Andre Johnson cut off his penis and jumped off a balcony back in April, and astonishingly, the rapper is not only still alive, but fully functional "down there."

In fact, the Wu Tang-affiliated artist wants to do porn in order to prove that his junk still works:

Asked if he can still have sex, Johnson colorfully replied: "Can Chris Brown dance? Can Kanye West rant? Can Jay Z fight off a trick?"

So...yes?

Asked if there were drugs involved in his decision to mutilate his own genitals, Johnson unsurprisingly answered in the affirmative:

"F--k, yeah!" said Johnson. "There was PCP involved! Kids, stay off drugs!"

Well, if there's ever been a poster child for the dangers of drug use, it is definitely Andre Johnson.

Johnson then expresses his desire to become a porn star, shouting, "Vivid, get at me!" several times, in reference to the adult film studio.

Remarkably, Vivid CEO Steve Hirsch has stated that he would be interested in hiring Johnson, as long as he was permitted to check out the goods first. 

The Wu Tang Clan has denied any affiliation with Johnson, but the rapper claims to be working with RZA and other Clan members in the near future.

So there you have it: if you wanna go from delusional quasi-rapper to delusional quasi-porn star, just smoke PCP and lop off your junk. It worked for Andre Johnson!

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......he had a bad youth?

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