With apologies to Anchorman, brawls between rival news teams are not the only things that can escalate quickly.
Sometimes you're chatting with a guy online... and all appears to be relatively normal... and then, BOOM! He hits you with a very personal question, typically related to one of your private parts.
Such is the theme of Straight White Boys Texting, a Tumblr dedicated to overly anxious men on the Internet.
This totally classy (and very effective!) phenomenon is not reserved for straight white boys, of course. It's safe to assume the following failed attempts at online seduction were perpetrated by those across all ages and backgrounds.
Have you been victimized, female readers? Take comfort below in at least realizing that you aren't alone:
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