You Did Not Eat That: Instagram Account Calls Out Food Porn At Its Worst

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We're all about some food porn on the Internet these days. We'll admit it.

It's obnoxious and we know it but we do it anyway. After all, no one really cares about that juicy steak and side of asparagus you just consumed.

And that picture of your fancy cheesecake? Well, that's just plain mean.

Food porn like this is bad, but then there's food porn to the extreme. Those are the pictures using food as props. This is food porn at its worst.

And there is, quite simply, no way you just ate that.

It's so implausible that one Instagram user is taking those guilty of committing these crimes against food to task. Give You Did Not Eat That a warm welcome!

Kourtney Kardashian vs. That Fried Thing on a Fork
Kourtney Kardashian IS pregnant, so MAYBE she ate that fried thing on a fork. But probably not.

The hilarious account scours Instagram for pictures of people posing with everything from cheeseburgers to bite-sized macarons (SO MANY MACARONS).

All using the food as props for their pictures. Ridiculous, zany props they totally did not consume. Take a look at 15 classic examples above and say it with us:

You Did Not Eat That.

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