Move over, Florida man.
And make room for the most amazingly-named Florida woman in state history.
Crystal Metheney (REAL NAME!) was arrested a few weeks ago, although not for living up to her unusual moniker and pulling a Walter White.
Instead, Crystal Metheney (REAL NAME!) was apparently booked for holding a missile and, according to the Polk County Police report, charged with “shooting into an occupied vehicle.”
The 37-year-old was released after posting $5,000 bail and also has a previous arrest for marijuana possession.
Earlier this year, a man named Edward Cocaine was arrested for the possession of Xanax pills in Florida. Also, a woman named Brittany Boozel has crossed paths with Florida authorities at least six times.