Veteran Cat Offers Kitten Advice, Warns of Monster Vacuum and Mysterious Red Dot

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Nice try, dogs.

You gave it a good effort. That video of a Great Dane puppy refusing to awaken nearly won you the Internet... but it's all over now.

Cats have forever staked their claim as the leaders of the viral animal kingdom - and they owe it all to a Friskies ad that you don't even know is an ad until the final few moments.

And even then you might miss it because you're laughing so hard from the words of wisdom passed down from an older cat to a tiny kitten, particularly his bit about the "monster known as vaccum" and how to best avoid its ravenous claws.

The spot is voiced by Buzzfeed's Ze Frank. And it's amazing.

Sorry, Kate Upton. You no longer star in our favorite online advertisement.

These Frisky felines conquer all.

Let's take a long look at those they have bested, shall we? Valiant efforts across the board...

Kate Upton Hot Pockets Commercial
Hot Pockets are the perfect snack. Even Kate Upton knows that! Check out this awesome commercial starring her, Snoop Dogg, Larry King, and Bow Wow.

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