Tila Tequila really is pregnant, folks.
Start rationing those canned goods for the coming Apocalypse.
The formerly troubled reality star posted a new selfie to Instagram last night, revealing both her baby bump and some serious underboob while apparently at work.
"A pregnant woman's body is a beautiful thing!" Tila wrote as a caption. "You should never be ashamed of such a blessing! I'm just here working in my office on my new website, and my jean shorts busted open since I'm now growing at a rapid rate!"
Tequila is expecting the child of someone named Thomas Paxton Whitaker, someone with whom she is decidedly NOT getting along.
She allegedly used the N Word to describe Whitaker's daughter in a recent exchange.
But Tila is keeping a happy face on in public.
The 32-year old is four months along and hoping to welcome a son into the world.
"I have always wanted a baby boy, and that's why I've already started buying a lot of things in blue for him," she told Us Weekly recently. "But if I get a girl then I would be happy either way because then she would truly be a mini-Tila!"
And that, people, is the scariest thought of all.