On The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 14, so much happened that we don't even know where to begin. So let's just start with Sonja.
After Morgan invited Kristen Taekman over for a facial, the aesthetician (the oracle of celebrity gossip apparently), "heard" that Sonja slept with Russ.
As in Russ Irwin from Aerosmith, the adorable ex-boyfriend of Carole Radziwill. While he was still dating Carole. Sonja didn't deny the accusations.
Rather, she seemed to bask in the attention this was getting. That was Carole's take too. When Kristen told her, she was convinced it wasn't true.
The more likely scenario, Carolie felt, is that Sonja heard she was the topic of a salacious rumor and ran with it because she thinks it makes her cool.
We wouldn't put actually having a tryst with a fellow cast member's partner past her, but Carole may be right on the money with her take on this matter.
As for Aviva Drescher, woman's acting straight cray these days. You've gotta watch The Real Housewives of New York City online to appreciate it.
During the charity lunch LuAnn was hosting on The Real Housewives of New York City Season 6 Episode 14, Aviva made a big scene of texting Heather.
The text-worthy item that couldn't wait?
How the former Miss USA (not current title-holder Nia Sanchez) was at the event ... and supposedly just slept with her father, George, and his fiance.
That's right, a former Miss USA had a threesome with George Teichner, 76, and his 25-year-old fiance the night before this event took place. Mmm.
Ramona Singer eventually cleared this up as only she can, revealing that Aviva's father didn't bang her and either he or Aviva is making this up.
Later, LuAnn called Aviva out for her antics at the luncheon and basically called her out as a liar, which Aviva did not take kindly too. It all became tense.
Aviva is really evolving (devolving, some might say) into a Class A Pot-Stirrer this season, and like it or not, she is keeping things very interesting.
Also, former cast member Kelly Killoren Bensimon was modeling a dress for an event LuAnn was hosting and thus made a cameo for like two minutes.
Until next time ... some life lessons: