Sorry, Kris Jenner.
But it looks like Scott Disick and Kourtney Kardashian are closer to a break up than a legal union.
The incident - which couldn’t possibly have been scripted as a storyline for Kourtney & Khloe Take The Hamptons - took place on June 9.
It's unclear what prompted the fight, but the fallout left Kourtney all alone in a $14 million mansion... as long as you don't count her sister, kids and many E! cameramen, that is.
Scott allegedly stormed out of the residence and checked into a nearby hotel as a result of the confrontation.
Insiders wonder whether the fight escalated over reports that Disick got wasted at a New York City nightclub on June 6.
That crazy night out followed a similar one in Mexico, where a witness claims Disick was “drinking himself into a stupor,” acting all “wobbly” and “sweating like crazy."
Scott and Kourtney have since been spotted shopping at a surf shop in Southampton, so all appears alright once again between the pair...
... until E! is in need of a new storyline, of course.