Ridiculous Petition Calls for Beyonce and Jay Z to Comb Blue Ivy's Hair

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People really do suck sometimes, don't they?

There's TMZ, which insists on posing footage from Tracy Morgan's car crash.

And now there’s Jasmine Toliver, who saw a new photo of Blue Ivy Carter with her dad this week and decided it was her job to diss a toddler’s hairstyle.

Toliver has started the Change.org petition entitled "Comb Her Hair,” explaining its ridiculous mission thusly:

As a woman who understands the importance of hair care, it's disturbing to watch a child suffering from the lack of hair moisture. The parents of Blue Ivy. Sean Carter a.k.a Jay Z and Beyoncé have failed at numerous attempts of doing Blue Ivy's hair.

This matter has escalated to the child developing matted dreads and lint balls. Please let's get the word out to properly care for Blue Ivy hair.

Yes, Jasmine. Blue Ivy is clearly suffering. Big time.

She looks miserable in these birthday party photos, doesn't she?

And it’s definitely worth your time to call out a toddler - who just awoke from a nap and was exiting a private plane in the photo you're referencing - for having ugly hair.

Fortunately, Toliver has only garnered 15 signatures so far on her petition. So perhaps we should modify our opening statement above and simply say:

A select number of people really do suck sometimes, don't they?

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Blue Ivy Carter Biography

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Blue Ivy Carter is the daughter of Jay-Z and Beyonce. Yep. Most beautiful and affluent celebrity baby ever. More »
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Blue Ivy Carter