Think Lindsay Lohan is focused on having a lot of sex?
Meet... this pig!
In a video that speaks (hilariously) for itself, a pet pig furiously humps part of an armchair, thrusting his little crotch into it over and over until the hot and heavy action prompts him to tumble off.
But the porker won't let that slow him down. Oh no. Watch him climb right back up and really let that piece of furniture have it now:
NOTE: no animals or armchairs were harmed in the making of this video.
In other recent pig news, did you see the pig who is friends with those dogs? Totes. Adorbs.