MIley Cyrus: Noah Is In Charge of My Vagina!

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We didn't think it was possible, but the relationship between Noah and Miley Cyrus just got weirder.

First, we found out that Noah and Miley share a bed. Then came word that Miley and Noah were hitting clubs together while on tour. (Noah is 14, by the way.)

Now, Miley and Noah have somehow raised the inappropriateness bar, as big sis revealed in a recent radio interview that Noah plays the role of "p*ssy police" during concerts.

Miley Cyrus Crotch Close-Up
Yes, Miley Cyrus, we know: you shave your crotch. Please put it away now.

What, you may ask, does a p*ssy police officer do? Well we're not sure exactly, but it has something to do with making sure that when Miley thrusts her crotch at the world, she doesn't expose too much of herself.

Yes, not only is there a level of nudity that Miley tries to avoid, she's actually placed her 14-year-old sister in charge of ensuring that her vagina doesn't get overexposed. (She must be saving that for her next tour.)

It's an incredibly dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.

Actually, that's not true. Most people are capable of keeping their genitals covered without any kind of outside help.

We hate to be overly critical because, again, Noah is just out of middle school, but if her job is keeping Miley's crotch from the public eye, she's really doing a terrible job. Hopefully Miley will hire a more experienced vadge wrangler for the US leg of her tour.

Miley Cyrus on a Hot Dog
Miley Cyrus is riding a hot dog in this concert photo. Because... of course she is.

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just call this: PUBERTY!!

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William wolf

Miley, You are One Sick M.F.er!!! By the way, who do you have in charge of your Dick???

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William wolf

MILEY.....WHO'S IN CHARGE OF YOUR PENIS???

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Miley Cyrus Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Franklin, Tennessee
Full Name
Destiny Hope Cyrus

Miley Cyrus Quotes

Thank you guys for all your support. Without you, none of this would be possible. I love every one of you and I could not be more appreciative. God bless you.

Miley Cyrus [at a concert, soon after photo scandal broke]

I have let myself down. I will learn from my mistakes and trust my support team. My family and my faith will guide me through my life's journey.

Miley Cyrus [on lewd photos]