We didn't think it was possible, but the relationship between Noah and Miley Cyrus just got weirder.
Now, Miley and Noah have somehow raised the inappropriateness bar, as big sis revealed in a recent radio interview that Noah plays the role of "p*ssy police" during concerts.
What, you may ask, does a p*ssy police officer do? Well we're not sure exactly, but it has something to do with making sure that when Miley thrusts her crotch at the world, she doesn't expose too much of herself.
Yes, not only is there a level of nudity that Miley tries to avoid, she's actually placed her 14-year-old sister in charge of ensuring that her vagina doesn't get overexposed. (She must be saving that for her next tour.)
It's an incredibly dirty job, but somebody's gotta do it.
Actually, that's not true. Most people are capable of keeping their genitals covered without any kind of outside help.
We hate to be overly critical because, again, Noah is just out of middle school, but if her job is keeping Miley's crotch from the public eye, she's really doing a terrible job. Hopefully Miley will hire a more experienced vadge wrangler for the US leg of her tour.